The Fearsome Four Year Old. |
This is my life: Littlest in a Wrestler's / Iron Man / Power Rangers / Buzz Lightyear suit, or, when it's super duper hot and he admits he gets a spotty botty from such synthetic stuff in the heat, we can just about get away with a totally matching shorts and t-shirt suit and, regardless of his outfit, he will be next to / riding / asking about his scooter.
Honestly.
Charming though it is, it can be a bit wearing because he knows that it is what is taken away when he is naughty, so he's constantly checking he can ride it when we're next going out. It actually has to be locked in the car boot or he drives me mad scooting it around the house otherwise.
I've tried this positive parenting malarkey i.e. rewarding good behaviour and both my boys will do almost anything for a cuddle, but hitting them where it hurts, figuratively speaking, obvs, is sometimes the only way they'll see sense.
Mums on the school run raise their eyebrows conspirationally at me - not because of the outfits as we're all used to them - but because he's sauntering instead of scooting. He'll happily tell everyone he's not allowed to ride it that morning / afternoon / lunchtime. He accepts his fate with grace and dignity and he gets such joy out of riding it all the
So you can imagine my
Then the Heavens opened, music emanated from the sky and the Gods sent me the lady from Micro-Scooters Spares. They sell new parts for all their scooters, including brakes with divine instructions for £5.95 with free p&p. Grateful does not begin to describe it.
In return for writing about them, they said they'd send Littlest a new scooter anyway, and I tried, unsuccessfully, to resist, which, as it happens, proved to be a good move, because, being by the sea, some rust had set it around the screws and this made it too tricky for me to replace the brake myself.
When you're the main mode of transport for a Wrestler / Iron Man / any of the Power Rangers depending on the day and Buzz Lightyear day in, day out, year in, year out, I suppose some heavy wear and tear will occur, but all may well not be lost as Micro Scooters Ltd. is asking for donations of old/unwanted/unused ones so that they can repair them and send them to good causes in the UK & Africa.
I thought he'd literally loved his old one to death and relief at being able to replace it does not begin to describe it either. He's not the only one who enjoys the power that comes with his scooter!
[Disclosure - we received a new micro scooter in return for writing about their fantastic repairs service, but all words and pics are my own, obvs.].