As you do, I looked up, only to see him smiling his smiliest smile at another nice looking middle aged man slowly driving past me in a beautiful open topped BMW.
And I bumped into someone I haven't seen in ages recently.
'You look well,' she said.
'Fat,' I joshed. 'You mean I look fat. The middle aged spread is setting in.'
Looking me up and down, 'It suits you,' she said.
*Unfriends* *Pours away wine.*
Then my darling 7 year old topped it off:
So that's all me put in my place for a while, hasn't it?
I'm definitely losing 'it,' if, indeed I ever had it!
How about you?