22 November 2013

Wanted?



Every now and then the eldest decides I might need a new husband - usually because he gets fed up with waiting for me to clear up the kitchen, a constant in all our lives, undoubtedly.  It is certainly not a pressing concern personally, but just in case you know anyone who fits these criteria he has outlined would be perfect for me, here they are:

He must
1) Sport a) a tartan shirt, 
             b) a spotty bow tie,
             c) a blue top hat,  
             d) green trousers.

2) Be 'A good 46 year old' - aged 52.

3) Tell jokes a lot.

4) Put the children to bed.

5) Do the washing up, so the children get a bonus cuddle.

Does anyone know Willy Wonka?  Send him my way.  Thanks, I think!

Who / What would your children design for you? 
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  1. Unknown22 November 2013 at 12:42

    He looks very distinguished, will send him your way if I spot him! Bless them!!

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    1. Older Single Mum22 November 2013 at 12:47

      Ooh that's a good word and thanks, I think, again! ;) x

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  2. Tania @ Larger Family Life22 November 2013 at 12:43

    Oh dear. He's no Cilla, is he?!

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    1. Older Single Mum22 November 2013 at 12:48

      That took me a little while to work out - hilariously, No! X

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  3. helen22 November 2013 at 12:47

    looking at you in that pic I cannot understand why the perfect husband has not come your way already! ;-)

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    1. Older Single Mum22 November 2013 at 13:11

      Ah, you're so kind, thank you. Daniel Craig is taken I believe x

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  4. Jenny22 November 2013 at 13:06

    awww bless your son thats so sweet he looks very dapper and you very beautiful all in red. He will sign you up to an online dating company soon lol
    xx

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    1. Older Single Mum22 November 2013 at 13:12

      Ah thank you - bless him, yes and that's a mortifying idea!

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  5. incredibusy22 November 2013 at 13:22

    WHAT a sweetheart... :)

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  6. Midlife Singlemum22 November 2013 at 14:10

    Willy Wonka or the next Dr Who. Now your son has "put it out there" he'll probably turn up within the next couple of weeks.

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    1. Older Single Mum22 November 2013 at 14:28

      OMG you're right and I'll let you know! Perhaps get your little one to do the same?! x

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  7. Bex22 November 2013 at 15:56

    I think he looks very jolly

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  8. Unknown22 November 2013 at 17:16

    bless him, lovely that he's so positive for you, love your new hair :) xx

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  9. Liz Burton22 November 2013 at 17:44

    I think you may be looking for a children's TV presenter!

    LOL bless him!

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  10. Funky Wellies22 November 2013 at 17:51

    I will be on the lookout for him, then! Love the drawing. xx

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  11. Cass@TheDiaryofaFrugalFamily22 November 2013 at 19:56

    If I see him I'll send him your way ;-)

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  12. New Mum Online22 November 2013 at 20:57

    Your boys are adorable. Mum not bad either ;-) x

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  13. Mammasaurus22 November 2013 at 21:38

    Kitty would likely create me some sort of pink unicorn girlfriend - it wouldn't be good!

    Lovely boys you have there Anya xxx

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  14. Beccy at 2Plus1PlusMe23 November 2013 at 13:39

    Love it! If you find him and he has a brother I could be tempted to ditch current hubby!

    Beccy x

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  15. Older Mum23 November 2013 at 22:11

    Ha! Brilliant.... you've won the golden ticket! :o) X

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  16. Adventures of a Middle-aged Matron25 November 2013 at 16:51

    Oy, sounds as though you're after my husband!

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  17. gidders125 November 2013 at 20:35

    Don't you have beautiful long flowing red hair too!

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  18. Susanna27 November 2013 at 07:02

    Absolutely. My hubby fits (except for the green trousers). x

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