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Every now and then the eldest decides I might need a new husband - usually because he gets fed up with waiting for me to clear up the kitchen, a constant in all our lives, undoubtedly. It is certainly not a pressing concern personally, but just in case you know anyone who fits these criteria he has outlined would be perfect for me, here they are:
He must
1) Sport a) a tartan shirt,
b) a spotty bow tie,
c) a blue top hat,
d) green trousers.
2) Be 'A good 46 year old' - aged 52.
3) Tell jokes a lot.
4) Put the children to bed.
5) Do the washing up, so the children get a bonus cuddle.
Does anyone know Willy Wonka? Send him my way. Thanks, I think!
Who / What would your children design for you?
He looks very distinguished, will send him your way if I spot him! Bless them!!
ReplyDeleteOoh that's a good word and thanks, I think, again! ;) x
DeleteOh dear. He's no Cilla, is he?!
ReplyDeleteThat took me a little while to work out - hilariously, No! X
Deletelooking at you in that pic I cannot understand why the perfect husband has not come your way already! ;-)
ReplyDeleteAh, you're so kind, thank you. Daniel Craig is taken I believe x
Deleteawww bless your son thats so sweet he looks very dapper and you very beautiful all in red. He will sign you up to an online dating company soon lol
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Ah thank you - bless him, yes and that's a mortifying idea!
DeleteWHAT a sweetheart... :)
ReplyDeleteHe is, thank you :)
DeleteWilly Wonka or the next Dr Who. Now your son has "put it out there" he'll probably turn up within the next couple of weeks.
ReplyDeleteOMG you're right and I'll let you know! Perhaps get your little one to do the same?! x
DeleteI think he looks very jolly
ReplyDeletebless him, lovely that he's so positive for you, love your new hair :) xx
ReplyDeleteI think you may be looking for a children's TV presenter!
ReplyDeleteLOL bless him!
I will be on the lookout for him, then! Love the drawing. xx
ReplyDeleteIf I see him I'll send him your way ;-)
ReplyDeleteYour boys are adorable. Mum not bad either ;-) x
ReplyDeleteKitty would likely create me some sort of pink unicorn girlfriend - it wouldn't be good!
ReplyDeleteLovely boys you have there Anya xxx
Love it! If you find him and he has a brother I could be tempted to ditch current hubby!
ReplyDeleteBeccy x
Ha! Brilliant.... you've won the golden ticket! :o) X
ReplyDeleteOy, sounds as though you're after my husband!
ReplyDeleteOy Oy, you never know your luck! ;) x
DeleteDon't you have beautiful long flowing red hair too!
ReplyDeleteAren't I lucky?! x
DeleteAbsolutely. My hubby fits (except for the green trousers). x
ReplyDeleteThank you and lucky you!
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