Every now and then the eldest decides I might need a new husband - usually because he gets fed up with waiting for me to clear up the kitchen, a constant in all our lives, undoubtedly. It is certainly not a pressing concern personally, but just in case you know anyone who fits these criteria he has outlined would be perfect for me, here they are:
1) Sport a) a tartan shirt,
b) a spotty bow tie,
c) a blue top hat,
d) green trousers.
2) Be 'A good 46 year old' - aged 52.
3) Tell jokes a lot.
4) Put the children to bed.
5) Do the washing up, so the children get a bonus cuddle.
Does anyone know Willy Wonka? Send him my way. Thanks, I think!
Who / What would your children design for you?